THE HARDBALL DRINKING GAME

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Lately,
feedback on “Hardball” has been scarce, with readers
telling us they can no longer bear to watch, especially since Pat
Caddell is the primary “Democratic” spokesman provided for
“balance”.
  MWO needs your
updates, so we have come up with a way of easing the pain in hopes
of helping you make it through — even think you’re enjoying — this
awful show. 

Chris
says “Let’s Play Hardball”
Sip
Chris
introduces Pat Caddell as a political consultant
Big
sip
Chris
interrupts a Democrat
Sip
til he stops
Chris
drools
Sip
Chris
mentions Churchill
3
sips
Chris
mentions Tip O’Neill
1
sip first time, 2 sips second time, etc.
Pat
Caddell mentions Jimmy Carter
Big
sip
Nobody
mentions Bill or Hillary Clinton for 9 minutes
Down
half a bottle/glass
Chris
brings up – for absolutely no reason – the fact that he is Catholic
Sign
of the Cross – sip 
When
Chris hosts Christopher Hitchens
Inhale
alcohol fumes emanating from your television set
Chris
whores for Bush
Sip
til he stops
Pat
Caddell bashes Democrats
Down
half bottle/glass – throw other half at TV
Chris
says “sublime masculinity”
Crush
bottle/glass in your bare hand. 

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