FROM THE TOP-NOTCH: MEDIA MATTERS FOR AMERICA
- “I hate her. I hate her. All that she stands for.“
- “She Devil“
- “Nurse Ratched“
- “Madame Defarge“
- “Witchy“
- “Anti-male“
- “[U]ppity“
- “She’s going to tell us what to do.“
- “Her scolding manner in terms of her public speaking“
- “[L]et’s talk about the troops …Will they take the orders?“
- “[D]oesn’t she know she looks like a fraud?“
- “Look at those eyes. Look at the cold eyes that she’s giving him. Look at that cold look.“
- “[L]ike a strip-teaser saying she’s flattered by the all the attention“
- On Sen. Clinton’s endorsers: “castratos in the eunuch chorus“
- “Let me tell you how short Hillary’s leash is.“
- “Is she a convincing mom?“
- On Sen. Clinton’s laugh: “What do you make of the cackle?“
- “[S]he’s clapping, like she’s Chinese. I know the Chinese clap at each other, but what is she clapping at? I mean, it’s like one of these wind-up things.“
- “[S]he was giving a campaign barn-burner speech, which is harder to give for a woman; it can grate on some men when they listen to it — fingernails on a blackboard, perhaps.”
- “Is there, out there in the country or out in the Atlantic Ocean, some gigantic monster — big, green, horny-headed, all kinds of horns coming out, big, aggressive monster of anti-Hillaryism that hasn’t shown itself: it’s based upon gender …“
- “[B]eing surrounded by women, does that make a case for commander in chief — or does it make a case against it?“
- “Is she hemmed in by the fact that she’s a woman and can’t admit a mistake, or else the Republicans will say, ‘Oh, that’s a woman’s prerogative to change her mind,’ or ‘another fickle woman’? Is her gender a problem in her ability to change her mind?“
- “[T]he reason she’s a U.S. senator, the reason she’s a candidate for president, the reason she may be a front-runner is her husband messed around.“
- “She may have gotten The Des Moines Register‘s endorsement the other day, thanks to her husband’s lobbying with its female editors and publisher …“

Homer is quite the chef.