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By Althea Chang. A Food and Drug Administration panel is slated to review safety data on the use of Johnson & Johnson (JNJ – commentary – Cramer’s Take) and Boston Scientific’s (BSX – commentary – Cramer’s …
Crooks and Liars » 2006 » December » 14:
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The cowardice of Michael Crichton
By: John Amato>Everyday I hear something that amazes me. This is one of them. Crichton fictionalizes TNR’s Michael Crowley as a child rapist in his new novel.The battle between anti-global warming activists and their critics is frequently uncivil. Name calling, put downs, you name it, they fling them.
But this marks a new threshold, I think…read on
A Walking Tour of Union Square: From Popstand
Storieshttp://www.chriskula.com/2005/04/walking-tour-of-union-square.html
A Walking Tour of Union Square
People come up to me on the street all the time and ask, “So Kula, it’s spring now and I want to hang outside with my friends – where should we go?”
“How about … TO HELL!” I scream, raising a bloody knife.
“No no,” they laugh. “Somewhere downtown, like around 14th.”
“Oh, okay,” I say, not lowering the knife. “Well, then how about…”
Home For The Holidays: That's it! [ flips his dinner plate and jumps out of his chair ] F**k this!
StoriesSNL Transcripts: Laura Leighton: 11/18/95:
Home For The Holidays
Time-Life Operator…..Nancy Walls
Steve…..Mark McKinney
Daughter…..Laura Leighton
James…..Jim Breuer
Bobby…..Fred Wolf
Mom…..Molly Shannon
Dad…..Will FerrellTime-Life Operator: Hi, I’m Cindy, Time-Life operator! Steve is going to tell you all about our new holiday offer, and then I’ll be back to take your order! See you soon!
Steve: Thanks, Cindy. Yes, the holiday season is here, and many of us head home to be our families. But to those of us who just can’t make it home this year, Time-Life is offering a video collection of all the incredible family fights you’ll miss out on. Yes, these tapes contain all the strained conversations, dysfunctional couplings, and plain old meltdowns that we come to expect during holiday get-togethers. The first video collection contains ten family fights, like these:
[ supers of each one scroll up the screen as Steve reads them ]
“So, tell me, how is sitting in a tent in Peru going to make me feel good about the seventy grand I spent putting you through college?”
“Dad, quit talking to her so much, she’s my girlfriend.”
What made you think you could bring that black man into my house. I don’t give a god G*d damn if he does hear me.”
And this holiday favorite: “Feeling Tipsy.”
[ cut to a Dramatization of this holiday classic, set around the dinner table ]
Daughter: What are you grinning at, James?
James: [ tipsy ] What?! I’m just happy!
Bobby: Yeah, try stoned..
Daughter: Look at you, you look like an idiot, grinning like a jackass. You’re drunk again, aren’t you?
Mom: Alright, who took my cooking sherry?
Dad: [ quiet until now ] That’s it! [ flips his dinner plate and jumps out of his chair ] F**k this! I’m leaving!
Steve Voiceover: And others, like:
[ supers scroll up the screen ]
“We don’t care about the sixties, Mom, the sixties are over! Now you’re all just sad.”
“I’m sorry I, I didn’t mean, I’m sorry I didn’t mean, I’m sorry I didn’t I’m sorry, I’m sorry, it just slipped out.”
“You’ll eat every bite of that dinner your mother cooked, and if you vomit it up, you’ll eat that, too.”
And, “Not Good Enough.”
[ cut to another Dramatization ]
Dad: [ yelling at James ] You screw up everything you put your hands on! You scratched my car..!
James: It was Bobby!
Bobby: [ mimicking ] It was Bobby!
Dad: You’re both pathetic! What’s the point? What’s the damn point?
Daughter: Dad, you wouldn’t know the point if it bit you in the ass.
Dad: That’s it! [ flips his dinner plate and jumps out of his chair ] F**k this! I’m leaving!
Steve Voiceover: Each month, you’ll receive a collection from “Home For the Holidays.” You can cancel at anytime. But don’t miss out, because you’ll also get:
[ supers scroll up the screen ]
“I pierced my ear because I like it. I pierced my nose because I hate you.”
“I thought you said that you’d take care of this dog? I’ll take him out in the backyard right now and shoot him in the f**kin’ head.”
“It’s homosexual, Dad, not faggot. And no, I don’t have to live here.”
And the classic, “Abrupt Eruption.”
[ cut to final Dramatization ]
James: Mom, this turkey is incredible!
Bobby: Yeah, it’s great!
Mom: Thanks, boys! Well, it’s smoked, that’s why it’s so tender.
Daughter: Dad, will you pass the cranberry sauce?
Dad: That’s it! [ flips his dinner plate and jumps out of his chair ] F**k this! I’m leaving!
Steve Voiceover: Here’s Cindy, to tell you more.
[ cut back to Cindy ]
Time-Life Operator: Call the number at the bottom of your screen, and I’ll be standing by to take your order!
SNL Transcripts
Jeff Greenfield is wrong
StoriesDear CNN,
Jeff Greenfield is wrong:
“Most of what happened here, I think, is a demonstration of the hair-trigger instincts that have grown up among some of the bloggers (not to mention the need to fill all that space every day, or hour, or 15 minutes).”
It is the 24 hour cable news cycle that has to fill time. Bloggers can say as little or as much as they want.
And we pay attention.
When one of the smartest, potentially progressive political candidates in the country is repeatedly associated with America’s vilest enemies, it’s not a joke.
And we are paying attention. Jeff Greenfield can’t stand the idea of an intelligent, black, progressive, American President.
What if the working class were taken care of? What if we understood that our policies had an effect on the environment? What if America was a place that stood for its ideals?
The corporate news culture can’t handle this and so it assassinates anyone who doesn’t fit the mold.
We have the most corrupt administration in the history of the country, having done more harm to the processes of democracy, the environment, international relations, economic policy, scientific development, and a black man wears a suit jacket without a tie and has a name that can easily be manipulated and that is where our focus is?
Again, you and Greenfield should be ashamed of yourselves.
Spin it any way you want, but you and he know what you are doing and we are paying attention and we find it reprehensible.
Mindless irresponsibility seguing into dyspeptic irresponsibility.
Storiesroger said…
Actually, this is known as economizing, and should be done more often. All the war pundits can have the same piece copied and published in their usual places, and then, every six months, they can change it, usually to find somebody to blame for the total failure of what they have been advising. The Perle-to-Krauthammer stretch (I wanted a war with more closet space! A-and a jacuzzi! This war is really yucky and old. When are we going to get the war on Iran, Daddy!) is fascinating to watch – mindless irresponsibility seguing into dyspeptic irresponsibility.
So Foers might be on to something.
Waxman on warpath over Blackwater payments
StoriesWaxman on warpath over Blackwater payments:

Joseph Neff and Jay Price, Staff Writers
The Democrat slated to be the U.S. House’s lead watchdog next year demanded answers Thursday about why Blackwater USA was paid so much for security work in Iraq — and why, in fact, the North Carolina company was paid at all.
Taxpayers paid exorbitant prices for Blackwater’s services, U.S. Rep. Henry Waxman wrote in a letter to outgoing Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld. Waxman said it wasn’t clear precisely how much taxpayers overpaid because the Army hasn’t provided answers to questions first raised two years ago,
The California congressman said that Blackwater’s services were not just pricey, but prohibited, because the Army never authorized Blackwater or any other Halliburton subcontractors to guard convoys or carry weapons. Houston-based Halliburton has been paid at least $16 billion to provide food, lodging and other support for troops in Iraq, and $2.4 billion to work on Iraqi oil infrastructure.
Waxman demanded “whether and how the Army intends to recover taxpayer funds paid to Halliburton and Blackwater for services prohibited under [Halliburton’s] contract.”
The high cost of private military contractors and the use of multiple layers of subcontractors surfaced after four Blackwater men were massacred in Fallujah in March 2004. Wesley Batalona, Scott Helvenston, Michael Teague and Jerry Zovko were guarding a convoy for ESS, a food supplier to the military, when they were ambushed. A mob dragged their charred corpses through the streets and hung the remains of two from a bridge over the Euphrates River. The grotesque images were broadcast around the world and triggered a deadlier phase of the war.
Waxman, the next chairman of the House Government Reform Committee, has tried to get answers about the Blackwater and Halliburton contracts for two years, since The News & Observer detailed how multiple layers of contracts inflated war costs.
At the lowest level, Blackwater security guards were paid $600 a day. Blackwater added a 36 percent markup, plus overhead costs, and sent the bill to a Kuwaiti company that ordinarily runs hotels, according to the contract.
Tacked on costs, profit
That company, Regency Hotel, tacked on costs and profit and sent an invoice to ESS. The food company added its costs and profit and sent its bill to Kellogg Brown & Root, a division of Halliburton, which added overhead and profit and presented the final bill to the Pentagon.
In his letter Thursday, Waxman said he had not received accurate answers from the Army and Blackwater when their officials testified under oath before his committee.
Tina Ballard, an undersecretary of the Army, testified in September that the Army had never authorized Halliburton or its subcontractors to carry weapons or guard convoys. Ballard testified that Blackwater provided no services for Halliburton or its subcontractors.
Waxman said ESS had sent him a memo saying the food company had hired Blackwater to provide security services under the Halliburton contract.
“If the ESS memo is accurate, it appears that Halliburton entered into a subcontracting arrangement that is expressly prohibited by the contract itself,” Waxman wrote. “After more than two years, we still do not know how much ESS and Halliburton charged for these security services.”
At a hearing in June, Blackwater vice president Chris Taylor testified that Blackwater’s 36 percent markup included all the company’s costs. Rep. Christopher Shays, a Connecticut Republican, interrupted, reminded Taylor he was under oath and ordered Blackwater to provide the documents to back up his testimony. Blackwater has not provided any of the contracts and other documents requested by the committee.
In Thursday’s letter, Waxman said Taylor’s testimony was wrong: Blackwater’s contracts posted on The N&O’s Web site showed that Blackwater billed separately for insurance, room and board, travel, weapons, ammunition, vehicles and office space, as The N&O article reported.
A spokeswoman for Ballard did not immediately return a call Thursday. Joseph C. Schmitz, chief operating officer and general counsel for Blackwater’s parent company, The Prince Group, said he would have to defer comment until he could obtain and read the documents referred to in Waxman’s letter.
Kellogg Brown & Root, the Halliburton subsidiary, released a statement: “All information available to KBR confirms that Blackwater’s work for ESS was not in support of KBR and not under a KBR subcontract.”
Lance Mannion Can WRITE dear boy….(On David Brooks and his Unfortunate Assness)
StoriesLance Mannion: Ideas in search of a post:
Tolstoy on marriage; Hemingway on non-violence
David Brooks wrote an incredibly (fill in the blank) _____________ column the other day advocating joint checking accounts as a way to ensure that the human race survives the next Martian attack, or something.
I’m not sure. It’s hard to say. It’s not clear that Brooks even knows what he’s saying. Matt Yglesias captures the muddledheaded flavor of Brooks’ writing these days.
The man thinks. . . well, it’s hard to say exactly what he thinks, but it’s something about married couples maintaining independent checking accounts. He thinks that’s a bad thing. But he doesn’t deny that under some circumstances, it could be a good thing. He just thinks it would be a bad thing if this became the normal procedure — i.e., the one most people use. But he doesn’t try to go down the list to calculate whether the considerations that make separate accounts a good idea for some people do or do not apply to most couples, or are or are not likely to apply to most future couples. So it’s a bit puzzling. He also doesn’t think people should be forced to maintain unified accounts. He just thinks they should be discouraged in some unspecified way.
All of Brooks’ columns suffer from an on this hand/on that hand woolyness. It’s what happens when you try to maintain your reputation as a open-minded, reasonable although conservative thinker while simultaneously writing propaganda for a pack of Right wing zealots. They’re mutually contradictory exercises.
It’s like Bertie Wooster says about the aspiring fascist dictator Spode who it turns out runs a lingerie shop on the side.
Jeeves: Mr Spode designs ladies’ underclothing, sir. He has a considerable talent in that direction, and has indulged it secretly for some years. He is the founder and proprietor of the emporium in Bond Street known as Eulalie Soeurs.
Bertie: You don’t mean that?
Jeeves: Yes, sir.
Bertie: Good Lord, Jeeves! No wonder he didn’t want the thing to come out.
Jeeves: No, sir. It would unquestionably jeopardize his authority over his followers.
Bertie: You can’t be a successful Dictator and design women’s underclothing.
Jeeves: No, sir.
Bertie: One or the other, but not both.
Jeeves: Precisely, sir.
You can’t be a good writer and shill for a gang of ideological thugs. One or the other, but not both.
What’s clear though is that Brooks thinks that the basis of a happy marriage is an abjection of ego, particularly on the part of uppity wives who want to keep control of the money they earn.
Brooks’ teacher in the ways of blissful conjugality is…
Leo Tolstoy.
Brooks:
Tolstoy’s story captures the difference between romantic happiness, which is filled with exhilaration and self-fulfillment, and family happiness, built on self-abnegation and sacrifice.
The story he’s referring to is Family Happiness.
This is a story in which the young wife narrating the tale of her marriage realizes that she has lost her husband’s interest and affection, deservedly, through trying to enjoy herself in life and then concludes, with a shrug, well, it’s ok, at least she has the kids and the grocery shopping to make her happy again.
That day ended the romance of our marriage; the old feeling became a precious irrecoverable remembrance; but a new feeling of love for my children and the father of my children laid the foundation of a new life and a quite different happiness; and that life and happiness have lasted to the present time.
TolstoyThis is the writer Brooks wants to make our collective marriage counselor.
I have never met a woman who has read War and Peace who wasn’t appalled by what Tolstoy does to his smart and vivacious heroine Natasha at the end of the novel. I haven’t met any man who’s read Anna Karenina who doesn’t think the Kitty-Levin subplot is insipid and a waste of time and who wouldn’t rather be married to an cuckolding Anna than to the vaccouous and docile like an over-affectionate puppy is docile Kitty.
(Of course I haven’t met a man who isn’t convinced that if he was married to an Anna she wouldn’t have reason to look twice at any Vronksys swaggering by.)
The Kreuzter Sonata was the single most misogynistic piece of writing in the Western Canon before Hemingway sweated out The Short Happy Life of Francis Macomber after waking up in the middle of the night screaming from yet another feverish nightmare in which his mother came at him with a meat cleaver
Brooks wants us to take advice on a how to live happily ever after from the author of The Kreutzer Sonata?
Tolstoy’s ideas on family happiness aren’t a recipee for a happy marriage. They were a recipee for a very unhappy Mrs Tolstoy.
This is so intrinsic to both Tolstoy’s work and his biography that I wondered if Brooks had actually read anything by him. I’ve always suspected that despite the way conservatives tout for The Great Books and push to have college literature courses teach them to the exclusion of all else, they themselves have never actually read any of The Great Books and don’t want to. I think this because I believe that if they had read those books and absorbed their lessons they wouldn’t be conservatives.
Wishful thinking, I suppose. Education rarely trumps vanity and self-interest, even in liberal academics.
But I was thinking that Brooks couldn’t have read even the story he quotes from. I figured he has a well-thumbed edition of Bartlett’s on his desk and he had flipped to the index and looked for quotes that included the words “family” and “happiness.”
Then I remembered the time in Doonesbury when Trip Trippler went to work for George Will as a quote boy. (And liberal admirers of Brooks who keep asking ruefully what happened to Brooks’ writing skills should re-read some of Will’s books. I think Brooks is trying to rewrite Wills’ old columns from memory and he needs to take more ginseng tablets.) Maybe, I thought, Brooks has a quote boy celebrating his last day on the job by playing a practical joke.
Hee hee. Mr Brooks thinks I’m giving him a quote that supports his argument. He’s also writing a column on humility and I’m going to slip him this great quote from Nietzsche.
Family Happiness is a great story—and very interesting to read in conjunction with Chekhov’s better story The Party. Chekhov was a highly critical admirer of Tolstoy.—but its basic message on the subject of marriage is the same as in all of Tolstoy’s work: Intellectually and sexually independent women are scary as all get out and the key to happiness for a man is to marry a doll.
I couldn’t believe that Brooks would honestly think that using a story by Tolstoy as an example would be persuasive to an audience of 21st Century readers, particularly his female readers.
But Amanda Marcotte at Mouse Words set me straight. She’s got Brooks’ number. Marital happiness isn’t Brooks’ concern. The happiness of men is. Brooks, she says, “is a firm Victorian, completely convinced that a man’s life is empty without the rustle of petticoats in his home, soothing the tired brain after a day of man-work.”
What Brooks wants, Amanda says, is to bring back the Victorian idea of The Angel of the House. Victorian men insisted that
…there were two realms, the private/feminine one and the public/masculine one, and that women were to be relegated to the private one with their main duty to be subservient to men and make the home pleasant for men who were doing the hard, manly work in the public realm. Brooks avoids using gender-specific terms in this paragraph, but the fact that the only examples he uses of spouses who are too fond of their independence are wives makes it clear who he thinks has the duty of sacrificing for the private realm.
Bush did NOT know there was difference between Sunni & Shiite Muslims until Jan '03:
StoriesDaily Kos: Bush did NOT know there was difference between Sunni & Shiite Muslims until Jan ’03:
n case you missed it like me, here’s more proof our president is in over his head, a national security risk. According to Peter Galbraith former U.S. diplomat on a Channel 4 special aired Nov 21, Bush didn’t know there was a difference between Sunni and Shiite Muslims as late as January 2003. The report (link to video at the Dossier below) has a lot more …here’s the part where Bush shows again how in over his head he really is.
Oborne: I traveled to Boston to meet a former U.S. diplomat who had been a leading authority on Iraq for over a decade. A chance remark made just two months before the war, hinted at how the complexities of Iraq had bewildered Americans at the highest levels.
Peter Galbraith – former U.S. diplomat: January 2003 the President invited three members of the Iraqi opposition to join him to watch the Super Bowl. In the course of the conversation the Iraqis realized that the President was not aware that there was a difference between Sunni and Shiite Muslims. He looked at them and said, “You mean…they’re not, you know, there, there’s this difference. What is it about?”
continuing with Galbraith:
For the United States to launch a war where the president is not aware of this very fundamental difference between Sunni and Shiite Arabs is really stunning. It’s a bit like the U.S. president intervening in Ireland and being unaware that there are two schools of Christianity – Catholics and Protestants. -snip-
Oborne: It’s perfectly clear that neither Tony Blair here in London or George Bush in Washington had the faintest idea what to do after the invasion of Iraq.
Video of the report from the Dossier
Dispatches – Iraq: The Reckoning — Peter Oborne reports on the West’s exit strategy for Iraq. He believes the invasion of Iraq is proving to be the greatest foreign policy failure since Munich. Oborne argues that the plan to transform Iraq into a unified liberal democracy, a beacon of hope in the Middle East, is pure fantasy
From Channel 4 Dispatches: Iraq: the Reckoning Peter Oborne, political editor of the Spectator, reports on the West’s exit strategy for Iraq. He believes the invasion of Iraq is proving to be the greatest foreign policy failure since Munich. Oborne argues that the plan to transform Iraq into a unified liberal democracy, a beacon of hope in the Middle East, is pure fantasy. Reporting on location with US troops in Sadr City, and through interviews with leading figures in Britain and the US, Oborne argues that the coalition and its forces on the ground are increasingly irrelevant in determining the future of Iraq – a future that’s unlikely to be either unified, liberal or democratic.
The film includes interviews with Richard Perle, Peter Galbraith, Deputy Chief of Army staff General Jack Keane. Oborne also interviews Rory Stewart, who worked as a deputy governor in Nasyriah and witnessed first hand the rise of the pro-Iranian fundamentalist parties that are now at the heart of the Iraqi government.
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