The Pew News IQ Quiz

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Olbermann Joins NBC Sunday Football

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  April 16,2007 | NEW YORK — Keith Olbermann will add a fifth voice to the studio on NBC’s Sunday-night football highlights show in the fall, the network said Monday.

Bob Costas anchors the show, with Cris Collingsworth and now Olbermann as co-hosts. With Jerome Bettis and Tiki Barber as analysts, the former NFL players will outnumber Costas and Olbermann by 3-to-2.

Olbermann, who first became known as a host on ESPN’s “Sportscenter,” has shuffled between news and sports during his career. His “Countdown” show on MSNBC has been hot lately, with Olbermann drawing attention for commetrick’s radio show.

Olbermann, who will keep his weekday work, said he expects the Sunday job to be rewarding and challenging.

“I hope I can hold up my end of the bargain,” he said.

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Drumbeat of Shots, Broken by Pauses to Reload

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BLACKSBURG, Va., April 16 — The gunshots were so slow and steady that some students thought they came from a nearby construction site, until they saw the police officers with rifles pointed at Norris Hall, the engineering building at Virginia Tech.

Bang. Bang. Bang.

They went on and on, for what seemed like 10 or 15 or 20 minutes, an eternity with punctuation.

Bang. Bang. On the third floor of Norris Hall, Scott L. Hendricks, a professor, looked out the window of his office and saw students crawling away from the building.

Bang. Tiffany Otey’s accounting class crammed into an office and locked themselves in, crying in fright.

Every so often, the shots paused for a minute or so. That was the gunman, who was in the midst of the worst shooting rampage in American history, stopping to reload. When it was over, 33 people, including the gunman, were dead and at least 15 more were injured.

“I was terrified,” said Ms. Otey, a junior whose class met in the room above the one where much of the shooting took place.

One student finished the day’s assignment and tried to leave, but returned to tell the others that the hall was full of smoke and that there were police officers everywhere. The class decided to go into a room with a lock. Dr. Hendricks, an engineering and mechanics professor on the same floor, barricaded himself in his office, pushing a bookcase in front of the door. Some students on campus took refuge in the library, searching the Web to find out what was happening. No one knew.

“I was crying,” Ms. Otey said. “I was worried that the guy with the gun was going to come upstairs too.”

The violence began early in the morning in the west wing of Ambler Johnston, the largest dormitory at Virginia Tech, where two people were killed, officials said. But when the first class started two hours later, at 9:05 a.m., many on campus remained unaware of any danger.

“I woke up and I didn’t know anything was wrong,” said Sarah Ulmer, a freshman who lives in the east wing of the dorm. “I went to my first class and my teacher was talking about how some people weren’t coming because there was a gun threat at West A. J. and they were blocking it off. It was like, ‘Oh.’ ”

The school did not notify students by e-mail of the first shootings until 9:26 a.m., said Matt Dixon, who lives in the dorm. Mr. Dixon did not receive the e-mail message until he returned from his 9:05 class. When he left for that class, he said, a resident adviser told him not to use the central stairs, so he left another way.

On dry erase boards, advisers had written, “Stay in your rooms,” Mr. Dixon said.

Other students and faculty members said they had only a vague notion that there had been a shooting at the dorm. Several faculty members said they had reached campus during or just after the Norris Hall shooting and had gone unimpeded to their buildings.

Many were bewildered or angry that the campus had not been locked down earlier, after the first shooting.

“I am outraged at what happened today on the Virginia Tech campus,” wrote Huy That Ton, a member of the chemical engineering faculty, in an e-mail message. “Countless lives could have been saved if they had informed the student body of the first shooting. What was the security department thinking?!”

Campus officials said they believed the first incident was confined to a single building and was essentially a domestic dispute, and had no idea that the violence would spread elsewhere.

The police said they still did not know if the two shootings were the work of the same gunman.

The gunman in Norris Hall was described as a young Asian man with two pistols who calmly entered classrooms and shot professors and students. He peeked into the German class in Room 207, witnesses said, then pushed his way in.

Gene Cole, who works in Virginia Tech’s housekeeping services, told The Roanoke Times that he was on the second floor of Norris Hall on Monday morning and saw a person lying on a hallway floor. As Mr. Cole went up to the body, a man wearing a hat and holding a gun stepped into the hallway. “Someone stepped out of a classroom and started shooting at me,” he said. Mr. Cole fled down the corridor, then down a flight of steps to safety. “All I saw was blood in the hallways,” Mr. Cole said.

The gunman was described as methodical, squeezing the trigger almost rhythmically. “Sometimes there would be like a minute or so break in between them,” Ms. Otey said of the shots, “but for the most part it was one right after another.”

Elaine Goss of Waynesboro, Va., said she first spoke to her son, Alec Calhoun, a student, about 9:30 a.m., after he had leapt from a second-story classroom window as the gunman entered. “I couldn’t understand him. It was like gibberish,” Ms. Goss said. “It took a while to figure out shootings, lots of shootings, and that his whole class had jumped out the window.” He landed on his back, and “we made him go to the emergency room,” she said.

Two of his fellow engineering students were at the hospital with gunshot wounds, Ms. Goss said. “I think they were just wounded,” she said. “He’s counting on them being just wounded.”

As word spread of the shootings, there were first reports of one dead, then 20, then more than 30.

“Every time we turned our heads, the total just kept going up,” said Stuart Crowder, 22, a building and construction major, adding that the tension level on campus was still running high.

“Right now, I’m actually at a house where I can see the edge of campus, which is very close to the place where the incident actually happened,” Mr. Crowder said. “Probably every about 25 yards, there is an officer or some sort of guard right now with a large gun.”

Students, parents and professors jammed phone lines trying to check on loved ones and friends. There were frantic e-mail and text messages, clogged voice mails and busy signals. Kathryn Beard, an education professor at Virginia Tech whose daughter is a student there, said she became frantic when she was barred from entering. “The teacher in me was panicking, and the mother in me was panicking,” she said. “I can’t imagine something like this happening on my campus.”

Students theorized about how an outsider — many assumed it was an outsider — could have committed such violence on their campus.

“All we’ve seen is that patch of blood,” said Matthew Hall, a senior, indicating a red patch on the sidewalk in front of the building.

“It’s weird because this is like the safest place,” Mr. Hall said. “It’s the middle of nowhere,” added his roommate, Ryan Gatterdam.

Jessica Abraham, walking nearby, said anyone could pass for a student here by wearing a maroon cap. Maroon and orange are the school colors. “You always see the police here. It seems so safe,” Ms. Abraham said.

After the shots and fleeing, the SWAT teams and ambulances, the campus returned to a preternatural quiet, with students talking in small groups or consoling each other. Classes were canceled, and some students had their parents pick them up and take them home.

VIRGINIA TECH SHOOTING::CNN EXCELLENT OVERVIEW

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VIRGINIA TECH SHOOTING::CNN EXCELLENT OVERVIEW:
An excellent piece from CNN Anderson Cooper’s 360 wrapping up the day’s tragic events in Blacksburg Virginia at the Virginia Polytechnic Institute.
West Amber Johnston Hall is where the original shooting of two students happened and then continued two hours later at Norris Hall

The Third of the Trio is Meatwad, a Shape-Shifting Meatball Who May be a Congenital Idiot.

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Foooooood fight!!!!!!

Sunday, April 8, 2007

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One is a goateed, flying bag of french fries named Frylock who shoots
bolts of energy out of his eyes. Another, Master Shake, is a selfish, lying
giant milk shake. And the third of the trio is Meatwad, a shape-shifting
meatball who may be a congenital idiot.

Connoisseurs of high-end animation and Lite Brite-fearing bomb squads,
beware: “Aqua Teen Hunger Force” cometh, in a spectacular cinematic vehicle
titled “Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters.” Co-creator Matt
Maiellaro (pronounced “ma-LEHR-oh”) promises that the animation is so good,
“you see every hair on Frylock’s head. We just had to make his hair thicker and
yellow.”

For the uninitiated, the characters have no particular connection to
water, are not obviously adolescent and do not battle hunger despite being
anthropomorphized fast-food products. When they debuted, they dabbled in crime
solving, but most of the 11-minute episodes these days find them just hanging
out, Master Shake torturing Meatwad somehow and Frylock raising a disapproving
eyebrow. Characters often die, only to be resurrected without comment in the
next installment. One particularly nonsensical episode involved the dangerous
hallucinations Shake experienced after contracting “hypno-germs” from a toilet
seat. In another show, Meatwad put on the ancient Egyptian “T-Shirt of the
Dead,” which of course led to a giant part-Godzilla, part-Easter egg monster
torching Santa Claus.

And this is the most popular original program on Cartoon Network’s Adult
Swim lineup.

“If we knew why, we’d be coming up with 20 other ones,” Maiellaro says,
imagining the next big thing: ” ‘They’re lawn furniture that also do … lawn
manicuring!’ ”

Although Maiellaro says the movie is already a success because it’s being
released in 800 theaters rather than his expected distribution plan (“We were
going to make three copies and bus it around America”), the team’s other
co-creator has a loftier goal, defining “mission accomplished” as: “If we
receive the Academy Award for best picture,” Dave Willis says. “We don’t have
any dancing penguins or anything, but we’re putting out something that was
produced on three computers as opposed to 3,000.” He grandly boasts that the
movie cost “tens of thousands of dollars.”

Willis and Maiellaro look as regular as guys can, with their layers of
shirts and burgeoning 3 p.m. shadows at the end of a junket at the Four
Seasons Hotel. Maiellaro, born in 1966, is the more engaging, slightly ruddy
faced, bespectacled, with sprinkles of white through his dark hair, a hint of
Wichita Falls, Texas, lilting in his voice. Willis, born in 1970, is more
deadpan, taller, with mussed, dirty-blond hair. The two have known each other
for 10 years and give off a laid-back, slacker vibe. They nonchalantly threaten
to make up responses for any questions to which they don’t know the answers.
And when given the chance, they claim the film, which concerns a rogue exercise
machine that may alter the balance of power in the universe, is based on a true
story.

“Yeah, it happened to Matt when he was 8,” Willis says.

“Yeah, it was all about exercise equipment and church. … I kept it to
myself for many, many, many years. And then, through therapy, I finally told
Dave about it. I felt better.”

“And I said, ‘Let’s exploit it,’ ” They laugh, then Willis adds soberly,
“So there was a rift over that for a while. It still terrifies him in the
night.”

“But I’m OK with it now …”

“That his horrible secret is now a major motion picture.”

If the odd collection of words that forms the TV show’s title rings a
cracked and distant bell, “Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s” network drew the ire of
Boston police for a guerrilla marketing campaign that included posting wordless
electric signs with character images made of tiny colored lights. The signs
sparked fears of Lite Brites of Mass Destruction, leading to a reported $2
million settlement and at least one resignation at the network. And ratings
records.

“They want us to be ‘no comment’ on it,” Willis says, adding, “We wrote an
episode about it.”

“It may never air,” Maiellaro says. “Maybe in a couple of years.”

Frylock, Shake and Meatwad began as supporting characters for an
unproduced episode of Adult Swim’s faux talk show, “Space Ghost
Coast-to-Coast,” hosted by an epically idiotic superhero.

“Space Ghost had bought hundreds of dollars worth of hamburgers and had no
real concept of money, how he would pay for them,” Willis says. “He was
building a fort out of them. So when he was informed he had to pay, he brokered
a deal with the restaurant so the corporate mascots could be on the show all
the time and just get plenty of face time while he interviewed, say, Willie
Nelson. So that’s where the idea came from.”

That episode was never made, but Maiellaro and Willis somehow got Cartoon
Network to green-light an entire series starring the fast-food products.
Maiellaro voices mostly supporting characters, including the insane robot, the
Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past. Willis plays, among others, the
simpleminded Meatwad and the group’s Jersey-stereotype neighbor, bling- and
wifebeater-sporting Carl. The most compelling mystery is what made the show’s
creators think these 11-minute doses of concentrated absurdity could smoothly
expand into a 79-minute movie.

“Our boastfulness,” Maiellaro says. “Our big mouths that won’t shut up
about how great we are.”

The movie does provide the origin of the characters — or rather,
several origins, none of them particularly plausible.

“We did a massive rewrite in the middle,” Willis says. “There’s 30 minutes
of deleted scenes. But that’s sort of how we do it.”

But Maiellaro insists that all audiences need to know before going to the
movie is “that it’s rated R, and they should be prepared to spend $8.”

“Bring the kids,” Willis says. “And your wallet. And we have a picnic
seating area in every theater. Bring a bucket of chicken, sandwiches, a
Frisbee.”

As a bonus, Willis says, the film does have a moral message: “Go to
church.”

Adds Maiellaro: “To get girls!”
Foooooood fight!!!!!!