CHRIS CROCKER: GOTCHA AMERICA LOVES TO MAKE FUN OF BRITNEY SPEARS

 

IDIOCRACY:THE TORRENT

LONELY GIRL, CBS AND TULLYCAST

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GUARDIAN Wednesday September 12, 2007 By MARTIN GRIFFITH Associated Press Writer RENO, Nev. (AP) – Steve Fossett survived a nearly 30,000-foot plunge in a crippled balloon, a dangerous swim through the frigid English Channel and hours stranded in shark-infested seas. But 10 days after he took off on a routine flight and never returned, doubts were growing Wednesday as to whether he was still alive. Fossett was scouting sites to attempt to break a land-speed record when his small plane disappeared. Searchers have taken to the air and conducted ground searches, but even with thousands of volunteers scanning satellite images of Nevada’s high desert, they have yet to find any sign of him. Wednesday morning, the pilots set out again for the rugged region. “It’s frustrating, but not tiring,” said George Mixon, a crew member with the Colorado Civil Air Patrol who has been part of the search since Sunday. Survival experts say a trained outdoorsman such as Fossett should have been able to signal rescuers with the emergency beacon from the plane or with his specially equipped wristwatch. Even if those didn’t work, he could have built a fire or an X made of rocks or sticks, they said. “He’s either so injured he can’t signal or he’s perished,” said David McMullen of Berkeley, Calif., a leader of the hiking group Desert Survivors, whose members frequently venture into some of the country’s harshest terrain. Fossett took off on Sept. 3 in a single-engine plane from a private airstrip about 80 miles southeast of Reno. He didn’t leave a flight plan. Maj. Cynthia Ryan of the Nevada Civil Air Patrol said Tuesday she’s still betting on Fossett’s “sheer grit and determination” to keep him alive. “We still find people against all odds,” she said. “Maybe he’s got a couple of broken arms and can’t signal.” Such injuries would worsen Fossett’s chances of finding water in the 17,000-square-mile search area – about twice the size of New Jersey. Authorities believe he was carrying only one bottle of water. “No food, that’s not a problem. No water, that’s a problem. That’s a harsh desert out there,” said Lee Bergthold, director of the Palmdale, Calif.-based Center for Wilderness Studies and a former Marine Corps survival instructor. People can go only two or three days without water in the summer, experts say, and Fossett would be hard-pressed to find water in unfamiliar country, even if he was in good health. Nevada, the driest state in the nation with less than 10 inches of precipitation a year, had an unusually dry winter, and stream flows usually diminish by the late summer even in wet years. “At this point, you’d be lucky to find him alive,” Bergthold said. Temperatures in the search area have been in the 80s and 90s, with lows in the 50s and 60s. Shelter from the sun would be just as important as water, McMullen said. McMullen knows what he’s talking about. Six years ago, he found himself stranded with a severely sprained ankle for three nights in Death Valley National Park. He stayed in the shade of a tree until he was rescued by a military helicopter, with the help of a detailed itinerary he had left his wife. “You’ll lose water faster than you can absorb it in heat, and that’s why a shelter is so important,” he said. McMullen and other survival experts faulted Fossett for not filing a flight plan, which might have allowed searchers to focus on a smaller area. “The itinerary I filed for my 2001 hike saved my life,” McMullen said. — Associated Press writers Sandra Chereb in Minden and Scott Sonner in Reno contributed to this story. —

Sept. 12 (Bloomberg) — New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick apologized today for videotaping New York Jets coaches during a National Football League game.

Belichick, whose team has won three of the last six Super Bowl title games, said in a statement issued by the Patriots that he spoke with NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell this week and explained that the case stemmed from his own interpretation of the league rules.

NFL security removed a Patriots employee suspected of attempting to steal the Jets’ signals and seized his video camera and tape during the Sept. 9 season-opening game in East Rutherford, New Jersey, won by New England 38-14. Belichick said the Patriots hadn’t been notified of any league ruling.

“I want to apologize to everyone who has been affected, most of all ownership, staff and players,” the coach said. He declined to elaborate in a televised news conference held just after the statement was released.

NFL spokesman Greg Aiello and Jets spokesman Bruce Speight didn’t immediately return messages at their offices seeking comment.

ESPN reported on its Web site yesterday that Goodell has determined the Patriots broke league rules and is considering sanctions, including docking them “multiple draft picks.”

Green Bay Packers President Bob Harlan told ESPN that his team’s security guards identified the cameraman as the same one who was removed from the sidelines of a game against the Patriots at Lambeau Field on Nov. 19, 2006.

League Warning

Former Jets quarterback Boomer Esiason said the NFL circulated a memo last September warning of severe penalties for videotaping other teams’ signals. He also said the Patriots’ success made them targets for critics around the league.

The Patriots have won almost 70 percent of their games since Belichick became coach in January 2000. He is the only NFL coach to win three Super Bowls in four years and his 13-3 playoff record is the second-best in league history, behind Vince Lombardi, for whom the Super Bowl trophy is named.

“Everyone’s piling on right now, there’s no question about it,” Esiason, now an NFL analyst for CBS, said in an interview. “There’s 31 other teams that would love to knock the Patriots off their perch.”

The episode is the latest in a rivalry between the Jets and Patriots that Bill Parcells, who coached both teams, termed a “Border War.”

Teams Rivalry

Parcells left the Patriots in 1997 following a Super Bowl appearance and took over the Jets a month later. In 2000, Belichick took the job coaching the Jets, quit after one day, and then accepted a job coaching New England 3 1/2 weeks later.

Last year, the Jets hired Patriots assistant Eric Mangini as coach and Belichick refused to shake his hand after their first meeting of the season. New England also filed tampering charges with the NFL after the Jets held contract talks with former Patriots wide receiver Deion Branch, who wound up being traded to Seattle by New England.

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Fun, Tours and a $3,000 Bill for Hardly Using an iPhone

By KATIE HAFNER

SAN FRANCISCO, Sept. 9 — When Neil Dingman recently went on a European vacation, he took his iPhone with him with no intention of using it much. In fact, for the 14 days he was there, he used it only a handful of times and had expected to see just a small increase in his next bill for roaming charges.

Instead, he was charged $852.31.

As it turned out, the cellphone carried by Mr. Dingman, a mortgage consultant in Minneapolis, made calls on a European data network several times each hour to check for e-mail messages. Because he didn’t deactivate the feature that automatically checks for new e-mail messages, during Mr. Dingman’s trip through Italy, Croatia and Malta, the phone went to retrieve e-mail more than 500 times.

Other iPhone users have felt the sting of high roaming charges with their iPhone, too. Some, like Mr. Dingman, are unaware that they need to disable the e-mail feature; others are billed erroneously; still others misunderstand the explanation of charges they are given by AT&T customer service representatives. Many of them are complaining to the company or on blogs.

The iPhone is no different from any other phone, said Todd Smith, an AT&T spokesman, with the exception of the BlackBerry, whose users can opt for a flat monthly rate when traveling. Any AT&T customer planning to travel outside the United States should contact AT&T to inquire about roaming plans, he said.

Dave Stolte did that before taking his iPhone with him on a two-week trip to Ireland and England in July. He signed up for a roaming plan, but he said the customer service representative’s explanation of the charges was unclear. His bill was $3,000.

When he was offered a $100 credit, Mr. Stolte said he felt insulted, and he sent letters to the chief executives of AT&T and Apple. The story of his bill quickly spread around the Internet. Before long, he was given a full credit.

“I can’t imagine AT&T would expect all their customers to be technicians and say, ‘O.K., if I go to use Google maps, how many kilobytes am I transferring?’ ” asked Mr. Stolte, a Web designer who lives in Temecula, Calif.

In July, Aaron Oxley took his iPhone with him to London, Dubai and Bangkok. Mr. Oxley said in an e-mail message that he was aware that there would be international roaming data charges, so he always made sure he was in an area with free Wi-Fi when he used his iPhone to access the Internet. But when Mr. Oxley’s AT&T bill arrived, the data charges totaled $300.

When Mr. Oxley called AT&T, he was told that even though he was using Wi-Fi, there was still a data transfer charge.

Indeed, according to Mr. Smith, the AT&T representative, iPhone owners are not charged for Wi-Fi connections. Mr. Oxley eventually received a full refund for the $300 roaming data charge.

Mr. Dingman said it didn’t occur to him to disable the e-mail feature. AT&T eventually reversed the charges, but only after Mr. Dingman signed up for a $24.99-a-month global data plan.

AT&T is not automatically crediting customers for such charges. Mr. Smith said that each complaint is being evaluated case by case.

Dale Earnhardt Jr.: “Drinking Up” As Coke, Pepsi Trade Places?

 

By Darren Rovell-CNBC.COM

This week, Pepsi is expected to give way to Coke as the official beverage of most of NASCAR’s tracks and speculation is that Pepsi will be putting some of the money they would have used for the tracks, to getting its Mountain Dew brand on Dale Earnhardt Jr’s, racing car hood next year.

If that trade-off really happens, it’s a cinch for Pepsi and a dumb move for Coke. The bottom line is people aren’t fans of tracks or fans of the organization itself (NASCAR). They watch races to see their favorite drivers and they are much more likely to support the brand of their favorite drivers than what they are required to drink at the track.

There is a little issue I have though if the Mountain Dew deal goes through. Since Mountain Dew, like Budweiser , is already such a big brand (it’s the nation’s fourth best selling soda behind Coke Classic, Pepsi and Diet Coke) if the deal is consummated it’s going to be nearly impossible to figure out if Earnhardt will have any effect on sales.

Part of me hoped that if a soft drink brand were going to sign Earnhardt, it would have been Coke. And that Coke would unveil a blast from the past that hasn’t been on shelves. That way you could really tell if “Little E” was making a difference.

Like how about Mello Yello? The drink was introduced as a competitor to Mountain Dew 28 years ago and had a great racing tradition. Its motto was “The World’s Fastest Soft Drink” and used a race car driver in its ads. Kyle Petty of course was sponsored by the brand in the early 90s, as was Tom Cruise’s character Cole Trickle in “Days of Thunder” had it on his No. 51 car.

On a related note, I’m pretty sure that Earnhardt is going to set the record next year for the most merchandise ever sold by a single athlete in the history of sport. His popularity combined with a potential sponsor and number change will be part of it (and trust me, Mello Yello would sell more than Mountain Dew). The other part is that–for the first time ever–a mainstream shoe and apparel brand (adidas) is going to make a driver’s outfit and sell it at retail. Reebok looked into getting into the sport in the late 90s, but passed. Puma sponsors Kasey Kahne, but aside from ads doesn’t have much of a retail presence and Nike has a deal to make shoes with Joe Gibbs drivers for its low cost Tailwind brand.

It’s easy to see why all the big brands were scared off with NASCAR. Unlike the traditional sports, the shoes aren’t really shown since they’re in the car with the driver. With no opportunity to display anything, they shied away.

What Adidas will do that no one has done in the past is give NASCAR fans what they really deserve: An authentic firesuit. For too long, fans have had to buy replicas, but I expect adidas to give fans the real thing (it might be $200, but so are authentics from other sports). The alliance will also benefit Earnhardt Jr. plenty because a NASCAR driver has never really had the marketing force of a big apparel brand behind him. He’ll now have a greater distribution channel than ever before.

I expect a new wave to come from this as Adidas will prove this to be the next frontier. Unlike the hundreds of millions it has cost adidas and Reebok to have the rights to make the apparel of all the teams in the NBA and NFL, respectively, a shoe and apparel company will can outfit a race team for a fraction of the cost. By 2009, I expect to see more Adidas, Nike and Under Armour logos on firesuits and also expect that, with these deals, NASCAR merchandising will leap into the stores that carry the licensed apparel from traditional sports.

While we’re on the subject of what could sell more–Mello Yello over Mountain Dew, for example–I truly believe that Earnhardt Jr. would be best served by starting over with a new number next year. He has had No. 8 long enough so that a move wouldn’t alienate fans and a change of number–like Kobe Bryant when he changed from No. 8 to No. 24–would serve to prove just how big he is in the sport.

CNBC

 

Iraq Through China’s Lens

THOMAS FRIEDMAN

NEW YORK TIMES

Dalian, China

It’s nice to be in a country where Iraq is never mentioned. It’s just a little unnerving when that country is America’s biggest geopolitical and economic rival these days: China.

I heard China’s prime minister, Wen Jiabao, address an international conference here in Dalian, and what impressed me most was how boring it was — a straightforward recitation of the staggering economic progress China has made in the last two decades and the towering economic, political and environmental challenges it still faces.

How nice it must be, I thought, to be a great power and be almost entirely focused on addressing your own domestic problems?

No, I have not gone isolationist. America has real enemies that China does not, and therefore we have to balance a global security role in places like the Middle East with domestic demands.

But something is out of balance with America today. Looking at the world from here, it is hard not to feel that China has spent the last six years training for the Olympics while we’ve spent ourselves into debt on iPods and Al Qaeda.

After 9/11, we tried to effect change in the heart of the Arab-Muslim world by trying to build a progressive government in Baghdad. There was, I believed, a strategic and moral logic for that. But the strategy failed, for a million different reasons, and now it is time to recognize that and focus on how we insulate ourselves from the instability of that world — by having a real energy policy, for starters — how we protect our security interests there in more sustainable ways and how we get back to developing our own house.

By now it should be clear that Iraq is going to be what it is going to be. We’ve never had sufficient troops there to shape Iraq in our own image. We simply can’t go on betting so many American soldiers and resources that Iraqis will one day learn to live together on their own — without either having to be bludgeoned by Saddam or baby-sat by us.

So either we get help or get out. That is, if President Bush believes staying in Iraq can still make a difference, then he needs to muster some allies because the American people are not going to sustain alone — nor should they — a long-shot bet that something decent can still be built in Baghdad.

If the president can’t get help, then he has to initiate a phased withdrawal: now. Because the opportunity cost this war is exacting on our country and its ability to focus on anything else is out of all proportion to what might still be achieved in Iraq by our staying, with too few troops and too few friends.

Iraqis can add. The surge has brought more calm to Iraq largely because the mainstream Iraqi Sunnis finally calculated that they have lost and that both the pro-Al Qaeda Iraqi Sunnis and the radical Shiites are more of a threat to them than the Americans they had been shooting at.

The minute we start withdrawing, all Iraqis will carefully calculate their interests. They may decide that they want more blood baths, but there is just as much likelihood that they will eventually find equilibrium.

I have not been to Dalian in three years. It is not just a nice city for China. It is a beautiful city of wide avenues, skyscrapers, green spaces, software parks and universities.

The president of Dalian University of Technology, Jinping Ou, told me his new focus now is on energy research and that he has 100 doctoral students dealing with different energy problems — where five years ago he barely had any — and that the Chinese government has just decided to open its national energy innovation research center here.

Listening to him, my mind drifted back to Iraq, where I was two weeks ago and where I heard a U.S. officer in Baghdad tell this story:

His unit was on a patrol in a Sunni neighborhood when it got hit by an I.E.D. Fortunately, the bomb exploded too soon and no one was hurt. His men jumped out and followed the detonation wire, which led 1,500 feet into the neighborhood. A U.S. Black Hawk helicopter was in the area and alerted the U.S. soldiers that a man was fleeing the scene on a bicycle. The soldiers asked the Black Hawk for help, and it swooped down and used its rotor blades to blow the insurgent off his bicycle, with a giant “whoosh,” and the U.S. soldiers captured him.

That image of a $6 million high-tech U.S. helicopter with a highly trained pilot blowing an insurgent off his bicycle captures the absurdity of our situation in Iraq. The great Lebanese historian Kamal Salibi said it best: “Great powers should never get involved in the politics of small tribes.”

That is where we are in Iraq. We’re wasting our brains. We’re wasting our people. We’re wasting our future. China is not.

NEW YORK TIMES